Bobs Furnichures

Uncles am busy makin bits out of bobs today

Planks of wood going spare under shed. Wot cud them do?
Them know. Make Bobs Bundles Furnichures.

Faw 10 shillin you ged nice wudden table
Faw 5 shillin you ged nice wudden chair
Faw two and six yoo ged nice wudden stool.
Them even frow in a big box for 2 shillin to keep all yore preshuss knick knacks in.

As yoo can see Bobs am not exactly exactly wiv thems measurements.
Workin owt feet and inches into metrics geds them all confoosed.

And sumtimes One Bob not holdin it rite so Two Bob cant saw strate.

But them very persistent. Nuffin defeets the Uncles.
Minus a little wobble ere a little wonk there them geds job dun.

If yoo want to buy any of this wobbly wonky wonderful bespoke furnichures pleese arrive at allotmints next Toosday. Thads wen uncles runs thems Bobs Bittz stall.

Make sure to ged there early to avoid disappintment.