Our fav sandwich filling of choice lately is hogs pudding and fried tomato. The hogs pudding comes from Mr Hooper the local butcher. But he’s not divulging what makes his hogs pudding so yummschous!
Ian: Butcher is rolling curly puds out of hogs blottum….
Ian: Rupert Hog and Bertie Hog and Harold Hog….. provide all the poos for his puds…..
Haze: They have girlfriends…Esmeralda…Winifrid…Ottoline and Gemima..!!..
Ian: Thems posh hogs…. Get fed cucumber sandwich’s….
Haze: Its all in the secret spices!?! Truffles..chocolate liquers…brandy snaps and absinthe!.
Rupert: Ya! Ya! That’s right…Snortle! Ya! Snuff! …. Bring caviar next time Hooper old chap …Snortle! And a bottle of champers…. Ya!.. Now orf ya trot…. there’s a good fella!…. Wot?!…. Grunt…Gruntle!….. I got some pooing pudding to make…. Snort! Snortle!…. Rump… Rumpy … Pumple ……Bleuugh!!…… ?!1?!?!!….. Wot?! Wot?!….