This is Bib
And I am Bab
We tend to be
Quite scantily clad
We got like minds
Like everyfins
We fink just like
Identical twins
I’m ditzy dippy
She’s gibberty flippy
But all agree
Wees exceedingly pretty
Our hour glass figures
Both trim and slim
Soft and wet to touch
For the right kind of Him
Wees pleasurably
Pleasin on the eye
But deep within
Wees rather shy
We don’t know much
About very bad fins
Such as slap and tickle
All them norty sins
We like to pretend we’re
Squeaky clean sweeties
But deep within wees
Irascible cheekies
We like them older
Kind of chaps
Who puffs on pipes
And doffs thems caps
Who knows how to treat
Two Babs just right
The shinin knight
In amour type
We hope to meet
Our like one day
Bobbly babbly gents
That laff and play
Who want to find us
In themselves
Identical twins
For two giggly gels
Up for funny fun fumbles
Some cheeky chortles
To ignite our sparkles
A pair of chubbly Uncles?!